Producer: Thank you, Mr. Host - and remember, you're on probation for that breaking and entering stunt. Now, it's been asked if William's comment in Episode 4, "Chess 'o Rama" is based on a real-life experience. It wasn't. It was simply something that was put in the script for William to say based upon the fact that he enjoyed the movie, Latter Days. When writing, I draw on a combination of real-life experience, as well as numerous other sources, such as things I've seen on television or in movies. Anyway, please enjoy tonight's episode.
As we enter the mansion today, we find Garrett and Colin having a pillow fight in the dining room.
Producer: You two had better plan on cleaning up those feathers!
Meanwhile, we find Alexander in one of the upstairs bathrooms cleaning the bathtub, despite the fact that the show has employed a butler to clean up after the men living in the house.
Jamie Bryan, the Butler: If he wants to clean the bathtub, that's fine with me - one less thing for me to do.
Ah, Alexander is off his cleaning kick and has sat down in the living room to enjoy a game of poker with Daniel.
Later in the day, we find our three remaining singles in the hot tub with Alexander for the group date. At least nobody is left all by their lonesome in the other hot tub, this time.
Producer: They're also all wearing swim trunks, unfortunately.
Yes, well, four half-naked, wet men is better than nothing.
Producer: *sighs* I suppose.
Well, Colin and Alexander definitely seem to be enjoying their stroll in the garden this evening.
As for Alexander and Daniel...
Producer: I apologize for the lack of a lip lock between Alexander and Daniel... our cameraman was a bit too slow this evening to catch it.
... and Garrett and Alexander, as well.
Another breakfast in the mansion - at least it's not lobster again.
Producer: Maybe I'll be nice and allow a stove and refrigerator to be delivered for the last day - the butler should be able to cook the remaining house guests a nice meal without burning the house down.
Jamie Bryan, the Butler: I assure you, Mr. Producer, that is within my capabilities.
Producer: Good, because if you burn the house down, you'll be hearing from the show's lawyers.
Jamie Bryan, the Butler: For what?
Producer: Destruction of Private Property, of course. The house is worth $176,000 - still willing to cook?
Jamie Bryan, the Butler: I'm confident in my abilities.
Producer: Okay, just double-checking.
Ah another Rose Ceremony. Our three singles are anxiously awaiting Alexander's choice, all hoping that they aren't the one who will have to go home now.
The first single who is safe from eviction tonight is...
*thud*
Producer: The noise you just heard was our Host collapsing on the floor - he seems to have fainted. Jamie, bring a bucket of water to dump on him!
Jamie Bryan, the Butler: Yes, Mr. Producer, sir.
Producer: Anyway, while we wait for our Host to regain consciousness, Alexander's first choice tonight is Colin. The Relationship Stats (Daily/Lifetime) are:
Alexander to Colin: 100/78
Colin to Alexander: 100/81
Producer: Which leaves us with only two singles left... Garrett Ashby and Daniel Miller. One of them is about to go home, while the other gets the final rose... Jamie, where is that water? I have enough to do without hosting the show, too!
Jamie Bryan, the Butler: *mumbling* I'm coming, I'm coming, keep your pants on.
Producer: What was that?
Jamie Bryan, the Butler: Nothing, sir!
Producer: Anyway, the final rose of the night goes to...
Producer: Garrett Ashby! The Relationship Stats (Daily/Lifetime):
Alexander to Garrett: 100/76
Garrett to Alexander: 100/72
Producer: Which, sadly, means that we must say goodbye to Daniel Miller. The Relationship Stats (Daily/Lifetime):
Alexander to Daniel: 100/71
Daniel to Alexander: 100/81
Producer: As we say goodbye to Daniel, this episode of The Bachelor: Seaside comes to an end. Join us next time for the final group date, some hot make-out action, and the final Rose Ceremony - which one can only hope will be followed by some steamy bedroom action, before Alexander and his chosen single head off for their vacation in Takemizu Village. On a more personal note, let's hope that the Host is feeling better by our next episode so I don't have to do his job again - he appears to have hit his head on the floor when he fainted and Jamie is taking him to the ER with a possible concussion.
7 comments:
Good writing Bring in the producer made it a more interesting read
I'm so happy. I wanted Colin and Garrett in the final two. Daniel is gorgeous, but I didn't think that the pleasure sim was the best match for Alexander.
But now, who do I want to win? Colin is by far the most handsome. But, Garrett has a great personality, and two family sims belong together. Oh screw it, beauty wins out. I'll cheer for Colin.
I will be sad to see this finish. You make it so interesting. good work. I enjoy reading it so much.
Oh no both of my faves are out now :(
YES!!! Not only does Colin stay, he's the first pick! Life is officially good. Dangit, I like both of them though. Oh well, I've been cheering for Colin the whole time, no reason to change now. *brings back huge "Pick Colin" sign*
Ha! Poor host! now that was funny. Well done Jayson!
Colin got picked first. thats awesome and just freaking hilarious
I'm overjoyed to see Daniel go. nothing personal to him .. i'm just not a fan of his. besides, he looks like he has a sunburn on his face.. well he does *nods*
Yeah, I was glad to see Daniel go, too. Hmm, down to the wire, now.
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