Welcome to another episode of The Bachelor: Seaside! In tonight's episode, we have another round of group dates, as well as a series of one-on-one dates in which Alexander and the singles learn a bit more about each other's interests. And, of course, another Rose Ceremony, after which our fifth single must say goodbye to the mansion.
As we enter the house for tonight's episode, we find Colin and Jeremy hanging out with one another in the dining room. Let's listen in for a moment, shall we?
Jeremy: So, we've made it this far.
Colin: Yeah, we have. Though, I must admit, always getting picked last is starting to grate on my nerves.
Jeremy: Yeah, I can understand how that could get nerve-wracking, but look at the bright side - at least you are getting picked.
Colin: Yeah, that's true.
Meanwhile, in the pool room, we find Garrett, Alexander, and Daniel enjoying the afternoon in the pool. Ah, three half-naked, wet men - what could be better?
Producer: Four half-naked, wet men.
Of course, how silly of me.
Producer: Although, three naked, wet men would also be better...
Okay, okay, we get the point.
Producer: Watch your tone with me, Mr. Host - or you may be looking for another job next season.
For tonight's group date, we find Colin, Garrett, and Daniel in the hot tub with Alexander.
Which leaves poor Jeremy all by his lonesome. Oh, by the way, Mr. Producer? Looks like we get one naked, wet man after all.
Producer: Three would be better, but okay.
Well, one is better than none, right?
Producer: True.
Up on the top floor of the tower room, we find Alexander and Jeremy having the first one-on-one date of the evening.
Next up is Alexander and Garrett.
And then Alexander and Colin...
And finally Alexander and Daniel.
Alex: Hey, Garrett, look! A new buffet with something other than lobster and salad!
Garrett: All right! I was starting to get sick of lobster and salad.
Alex: So was I. Salad is still an option on this one, but at least we also get turkey and gelatin now.
Garrett: Yeah, that turkey does smell good.
Alex: Yeah, looks good too.
Garrett: Not half as good as you.
Alex: *blushes*
And here we have the singles enjoying another meal together. Too bad it'll be the last one for one of them...
Daniel: You're all in knots, Alex.
Alexander isn't saying anything back, but then, that might be because he's too busy moaning... I guess he must be enjoying himself.
Producer: You think?
Ah, it's time once again for the Rose Ceremony. One more single will soon have to pack their bags and leave the mansion.
The first single to be staying is...
Alex: Garrett? Will you accept this rose?
Garrett: Of course!
Relationship Stats (Daily/Lifetime):
Alexander to Garrett: 100/58
Garrett to Alexander: 100/54
The next single safe from eviction is...
Alex: Daniel, I'd like it if you'd stay.
Daniel: I'd love to.
Relationship Stats (Daily/Lifetime):
Alexander to Daniel: 100/51
Daniel to Alexander: 100/62
Which brings us down to our final two singles... Jeremy Hart and Colin Evans... am I the only one experiencing deja vu, here?
Producer: No.
The final rose of the day goes to...
Alex: Colin, will you accept this rose?
Colin: I'd be delighted to.
Poor Colin - he always gets picked last, it could give a guy a complex.
Producer: Well, you know what they say - nice guys always finish last.
True.
Producer: It may also be a case of Alexander saving the best for last...
Maybe, anyway the Relationship Stats (Daily/Lifetime):
Alexander to Colin: 100/48
Colin to Alexander: 100/52
Sadly, this means we must say goodbye to Jeremy.
Relationship Stats (Daily/Lifetime):
Alexander to Jeremy: 100/43
Jeremy to Alexander: 100/43
And as Jeremy gets into the taxi and leaves the mansion, this episode of The Bachelor: Seaside comes to an end. Join us next time, when, I have it on very good authority, that there will be some male-on-male lip action going on.
Producer: Whose authority?
Yours.
Producer: I never told you that.
I know - I broke into your office and looked at the production notes for the next episode.
Producer: Why you little...
Gotta run, bye!
3 comments:
This episode was very funny. I love the dynamic between the host and the producer. Whew! Colin stays another day! Although I was getting rather attached to Jeremy... oh well. Excited to see day six!
Ha! Love the Colin/Jeremy conversation. Yes I am sure Colin is VERY tired of being the last picked! *giggles*
gah, he got rid of all the guys who like to sit in the hot tub naked. what was he thinking? or .. well maybe he is shy and.. pfft who doesnt like to look at a naked man? *sighs*
Ah well so long Jeremy. such a sad booboo face! *runs and hugs Jeremy*
Wow, my faves are doing really well. Your final three are my favorite three. But now, can Colin make up ground and stay in next round. I think he's the cutest. I do like Garret's personality the best, though.
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